Oh come on. The look on this guy's face was practically begging for him to be saying something totally fucking insane. Is this the face you want staring at you from across a crowded anyplace?

Imagine waking up next to this dude. No, wait, don't.

"I took a lock of your hair to remember you by. And also a blood sample. Maybe some tissue as well. Don't get up too quickly, or the stitches will come undone. Do you like your new face?"

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