MILSPEC INNOVATION

I'm not sure in which conversation this week it came up, but it doesn't matter. What matters is that I am an inventor and I have inventions for you.

- M83A Decoration Grenade -- Made with a paper shell, this device is capable of throwing glitter out to a radius of 14m. M83A series decoration devices contain one color of glitter, and come in all standard colors of the rainbow plus pink, silver, and gold. Can be used in concert with the M83B series for maximal effect.

- M83B Celebration Grenade -- Also made with a paper shell, this device has a 4oz core of Composition B high explosive inside a tightly-packed cylinder of star-shaped confetti. Standard models are equipped with all colors of the rainbow plus pink, silver, and gold, but the M83B2 celebration device contains red, white, and blue confetti only.