NOW THERE REALLY IS NO EXCUSE

Now that fall has officially begun and Halloween has not yet happened, it really, truly is candy corn season. You don't want to know how much of this I've been thinking of stockpiling. Or maybe you do. If only I could find real apple cider in this city that didn't cost a thousand dollars at Whole Foods.*

* I'm only guessing that Whole Foods would stock true apple cider, but I will stand solidly by my price estimate