DOING THE FRIDAY DANCE ONCE MORE

Now that it's Friday again, I want you to know that I will never stop doing these name pairs as long as the generator is running.

- Nani & Mele: I don't know what it says about me that I seem to see at least one non-human element in every set of these. This week, it's a pair of living porcelain beings. They're not dolls -- more like near-featureless mannequins that move and bend like CGI effects.

- Boeckmann & Jungels: I see a pair of psychoanalyst chefs. I don't ... know how that would work, exactly.

- Fegurgur & Stauch: Two private detectives who are also violent warlocks. That's a show I'd watch.

- Wagar & Scaccia: This is the sign that hangs above the office of a very classy-looking firm that deals exclusively in soccer bets revolving around the World Cup.