ANOTHER LITERARY EVENT WE NEED

I call it "Tomato Time." It's a poetry reading you hold at a bar. If a person gets up on stage and uses that terrible "slam poet" cadence, everyone in the audience throws tomatoes at them until they go into a coma.

In gratitude for this idea, world, you may send to me all of the gold and fine spices your vaults contain. Send some to Lynn, too, for coming up with the name.