BE THANKFUL WE DON'T LIVE IN THIS WORLD YET

Many of us agree that it would be kind of cool to have satellites above the Earth with lasers on them. However, many others should be happy that those satellites do not currently exist. Because if they did, I would do everything in my power to seize control of them for just this one day and burn from the face of the planet the attendees of these retarded-ass tea parties. Fuck these people. Where were you assholes when your money was being used during the reign of Antipresident Bush for things that actually did damage to the country?

That the universe should expend even one mote of its grace and bounty on these fools is all the proof anyone should need that the throne of the lord sits empty. (Smuckles, 3/09)