VITAL PRODUCT UPDATE

I can verify for anyone who's curious that those Hanes boxer briefs that promise "no ride up" are actually not fucking around. They're not 100% resistant to the phenomenon, but they're the least annoying boxer briefs I think I've ever put on, and that, friends and neighbors, is an accomplishment. This is how we know we're living in the god damned future.

There was also a Dogblog update this evening, so you've got that going for you, too.