GOOD MORNING, SINNERS

My solo acoustic show at the Bazaar Cafe last night was excellent, and I want to thank everyone who could come. To those who couldn't, you should come see me and the rest of The Definite Articles on Saturday (MillionFishes, 2501 Bryant & 23rd, 8pm).

I must make some sort of impact when I'm playing a song on my guitar; a txt I received from a female friend after the show reads: "If any woman is just pals with you without some underlying lust, then she is foolish indeed." So to all of the women who were there last night: you are all GUILTY of having LUST in your HEARTS in the EYES OF GOD, and you are going to HELL.

Call me.