IT REALLY IS TIME

I want so badly for a major magazine to publish a cover that simply says "HOLY FUCK, AMERICA." So this is what it feels like to be patriotic again! For real! On a side note, does anyone know what Anne Coulter and Sean Hannity are doing right now? Hopefully gargling the barrel of a 12-gauge? Can a man dream?

Speaking of weaponry, it is also time for Californians to rack another round into the chamber: Prop 8 somehow still lives, even though we tried to kill it. Our aim must be surer.