HERE'S WHAT IT WAS

I decided to catch up with 2005 and dip a cautious toe into the waters of internet dating. One of the questions I ran into when setting up a profile was something along the lines of "Brag a little -- what's your best physical feature?" This was not a question I felt comfortable answering. It's my own body, how am I supposed to know what other people think is the best part?

I mean, I'm fairly sure I know what it is, but there wasn't a write-in option for "my ten-foot long, vibrating, chocolate-flavored cock, which spews gold coins and kittens." Which reminds me, would anybody like approximately 15,000 kittens.

Wait.

UNGF

15,210 kittens.