SECRET MISSION

I don't know if the man is trying to keep this a secret from you or whatever, but Target somehow got a license to use NHK TV mascot Domo-kun in their Halloween marketing, and shit be crazy over there. Here's the thing, though: there's a giant stuffed version of the dude hanging from the ceiling that apparently isn't for sale. Does anyone know a manager at a Target who can be bribed. Let's get this going.