NO THANKS, REALLY

Every time I check my spam folder on my Yahoo mail account (the one I basically only use when I need to register for a website to buy something or whatnot), I seem to have a pile of messages from "Michael Vincent" and just plain "Human Resources," who both want to let me know I'm hired. I'm hired! They found me a new job! How about that. Spam, you must give up. Give up now!