EXCELLENCE QUOTIENT RISING

Some funny motherfuckers are working to make our interactions with the internet more awesome. Mail Goggles for Gmail are great, but have you also looked at YouTube lately?*

Hint: did you read this xkcd strip?

This thing actually works. And you can make it say the most ridiculous shit imaginable. Not being a software engineer, I can only assume that it either generates these things on the fly based on phonetics, or it has an unimaginably vast library and supernatural search capabilities (response time is very fast). It knows how to pronounce "Darkseid." I don't know what else you want.

* Yes, I know they're owned by the same people. This is probably not a coincidence.