BECAUSE I'M WEIRD

I have some friends with pretty excellent business cards; one of them's got a line on it that just says "all-around great guy." I've always thought that was outstanding, but for some reason I feel like I want one that says "history's greatest monster" instead. I'm not sure why I think that's hilarious. The main reason I haven't done it is that I'm pretty certain I'm the only one who would.