RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS, REALLY

What's going on in Fresno, people? I can understand maybe carrying spices around if you're going to rob somebody's house -- you throw them into the homeowner's eyes if he comes downstairs looking for what made that sound -- but rubbing them onto the guy while he sleeps? This is not an idea that should have made it past QA. You have to admire the use of sausage as a weapon, though, considering the dog-disposal angle. Where's the evidence? This mystifying combination of genius and utter nonsense behavior indicates that drugs had to have been involved, though probably in smaller quantities than you might think.