FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

Can this entire "McCain suspends campaign because of economic meltdown" thing be what causes his entire Presidential bid to lurch to a grinding halt and vomit enormous quantities of smoke and mangled engine parts. Please, please, please, please. I'm just saying. The machine is down. Let us take a page from the book of Ender and kick it repeatedly with neutronium boots until we're dragged away. I don't wish the man any personal ill, I just want to make sure that neither he nor his terrifying idiot running mate get within a thousand miles of the Presidency.

I try not to even pay attention to election coverage, but I could not help this. We need 2008 to be The Year America Called Bullshit. We need it so bad.