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Something I discovered over the weekend (and inevitably twittered)* is that 99.99% of the guitar straps you will see at the store are ridiculous pieces of shit that you would be ashamed to attach to your personal instrument. The vast majority either have ridiculous padding, embarrassing logos/patterns, excruciating colors, untenably complicated adjustment mechanisms, or all of these things combined.

I eventually settled on one that sports a simple graphic of a skull with a dagger going through the top of it. I'm serious. My hope is that it goes all the way through stupid and ironic and back around to just plain funny.

* I still refuse to verb this as "tweeting"