JOINING THE CYBORG BRIGADE

Starting tomorrow it'll be illegal to talk on a cellphone while driving unless you're using a hands-free unit. Which means I'm going to have to go get one of those Bluetooth things. I hope

- that Verizon hasn't decided to gouge people for them (that sound you hear is the eternal but faint voice of optimism)
- that I can find one that doesn't make me look like a complete douchebag

Sure, I'm only ever going to wear this thing while I'm driving, but that doesn't mean I need to let shit slide. My only real goal is to find one without an LED on it; why would I need status lights on a Bluetooth headset? It's not like I can see the fucking thing while I'm wearing it.

Fingers crossed, people.