THE ENCROACHMENT OF ENTROPY

I am running out of time. The hole in my jeans that I mentioned has begun a process of expansion that cannot be meaningfully halted (I am mediocre at sewing, even when instructed patiently by a hand more expert than mine). The quest for a new pair of jeans must begin, but not for another three weeks at least. That is how crazy my next two weekends are. These jeans have had a good run for an item of clothing I bought four years ago. Good job, jeans!