WHAT ELSE CAN HAPPEN

I lamented somewhere on the internet the lack of a Connect Four app for Facebook, the way there's a Scrabble one.

Now there is.

Since I can apparently wish for things that the universe magically fulfills on occasion, I would also like

- A working Batmobile
- A girlfriend with a jetpack who keeps a blog
- A Stradivarius in playable condition
- For Rock of Love and all shows similar to vanish from history as though they had never been made
- Five hundred million dollars in untraceable cash

I'll see you all next week on my private island.