THIS JUST HAPPENS

I am a man to whom fake band names just appear out of the blue. Nothing can stop this. I have two.

- They've come from beyond the moon to challenge your perceptions about what's acceptable! They play onstage in alien fursuits! They paint made-up swear words on their musical instruments in bad body fluids! This! Is! Freakstar! (Note that I have no idea what kind of music Freakstar actually plays, though)

- You will listen to this. It is music from Europe. It is a sound that is pleasing to a human, but the sound itself does not care. Cannot care. New album from SELEKTBOX out in June. Buy it or do not. It will exist.