SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Whenever the Democratic primaries are finally, finally finished, I will personally kiss on the mouth any writer for a major news organization who writes an article titled "Democratic Primaries End: Our Long National Nightmare Is Over." I'm so unbelievably, thoroughly tired of hearing about them that it's amazing I ever paid attention in the first place. I would like to amend my previous proposal by saying we need to cut the election season to exactly six weeks before November. That's two more than the UK Parliament, but choosing a President is a little more important. A little.

Note: This rant doesn't mean I'm not voting Democrat. I will be happy to vote for Obama, but it's not like I'm going to go McCain if Hillary takes it. I'm not fucking suicidal here. If only Gravel were still in it.