DON'T ASK ME WHY, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW EITHER

This occurred to me this morning over breakfast: Do you suppose that somewhere out there on the internet, there exists fanfiction of the American Office whose total focus is simply making Michael Scott into a competent human being? Or Dwight? Although (weirdly) Dwight seems to have his shit way more together than Michael.

(NB: I haven't actually watched many episodes of this show -- more than ten, fewer than fifteen, most of which were concentrated in Season 3)