FLY FREE, FLAG IDEA!

This is a dumb product idea that I'm releasing into the wild, to roam in the underbrush and prey upon other, lesser ideas as the Nature Earth Mother Goddess intended:

Sarcastic Tibetan Prayer Flags. They'd be identical in appearance to the regular ones, except instead of the usual, they'd say things like "That shirt is not a good fit for you" or "Maybe it would be best if you stayed indoors today."

I realize this idea is kind of dumb, which is why I'm letting it go. Someone else can do it, if they want.