MY BODY THE BIOREACTOR

"You burp a lot."

I've had two people remark on this within about three days or so. It's probably true, but it's not like I do it to be gross. I think my guts are just highly efficient at converting food matter into gases. Also -- crucially -- both times, I had just consumed a meal that involved a carbonated beverage (Orangina and Fanta respectively; I like orange drinks).

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