REALLY: NO THANKS, BRAIN

Another one of those weird self-destructive moments I know I've talked about before:* I removed a dying AA battery from a wall clock, and for just a moment, I had the strange and inexplicable urge to swallow it like a pill. What in the unholy jimjam was that all about, honestly.

* You know, that thing that sometimes happens where you'll be standing at the edge of a cliff or a tall building and just for a second wonder idly what it'd be like to fall off?