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I've long held the suspicion that they change the timing of the traffic lights between weekends and weekdays.

For your consideration: This weekend, for some reason, the light at Masonic on Fell was all sorts of fucked up, by which I mean way off the normal rotation that allows people driving at about 30 to catch every green between Laguna and Stanyan. But last night it was fine. My guess is that it was reset on Monday during the hypothesized weekend/weekday switch.

My only other piece of evidence for this theory is that if you're driving south on Presidio and turn left on Bush, the timing of the lights on your journey will be different depending on whether it's a weekend or a weekday. I swear this to be my personal experience, anyway.

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