ANOTHER BATHROOM POST

I can no longer predict which urinal is the correct one to use. There are a total of four in the building (two in each bathroom), for starters. Basically, the deal is that it seems like at least one of them in each bathroom is just a little overenthusiastic: You push the flush lever, and the thing goes for like a thousand hours (I feel bad about wasting water). Not only that, but the Forever Flush seems to move from urinal to urinal at random, like it's following me or something. It can't be following me, not really, but what if it is. What does that bode for the other fluids in my life.