FOREGONE CONCLUSION?

I suppose you weirdos are going to tell me that apricot cream cheese is also a good idea. What is this once-proud nation coming to.

(Reference) A List of Cream Cheeses With Whom Nonaggression Pacts Have Been Signed

- Plain
- Sun-dried tomato
- Chive
- Herb

(Reference) A List of Cream Cheeses Considered Enemies of the State

- Pineapple chive
- Apple cinnamon
- Apricot

Our lists are probably different. That's okay; we can still be pals, but I think you might want to get some tongue counseling. If such a profession existed.