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I know someone who has gathered a hearty stable of empirical evidence that Phil Collins's "Easy Lover" is the most insidiously powerful song in the universe, but I say to you that this assertion may not in fact be true. For reasons completely unknown to me, I have "Frosty the Snowman" stuck in my head and it will not go away. I've tried. The universe is a stark, pitiless place.