SADLY NOT IMAGINARY

Just a few minutes ago while in the bathroom completing a post-digestive transaction, I heard the unmistakable sound that WinXP makes when you connect a USB device to a computer. What.

- It wasn't coming from the bathroom I was in (there was nobody else in there)
- It sure as hell didn't come from me

:. It must have come from the women's bathroom, which shares a wall with the men's (you can hear it when someone flushes).

That doesn't make it any less wrong. This takes the whole "people who check their Blackberry while on the toilet" thing to a new (bad) level.