VEGETABLE BRILLIANCE

If the potato could produce its own oil (you know how there's corn oil and peanut oil, but no potato oil? That's what I mean), it would be the perfect vegetable. I could live happily on a potato farm and never leave. Imagine frying up some fries in the oil of the plant they come from. It's a balanced, eternal, self-sustaining cycle! I am the world's most brilliant genetic engineering thinker!