SECRET OF THE HOLLOW SKULL

Today I helped celebrate a friend's birthday ultimate-style in the cockpit of a go-cart racer, and I have learned a few things:

- Mario Kart skills translate to real life only in the most marginal of senses

- Go-carts are amazingly maneuverable if you can figure out how they handle

- Your brain can and does have the capacity to rattle inside your skull, or so it may seem

EVENING: SUCCESS