PAINSPECTRE

I'm being haunted by the ghost of a headache. It's like a regular headache, except about 1/10 as strong, and it comes and goes unpredictably. It's been following me around for roughly the past 36 hours; no idea why. I'm probably going to take some Advil later and see if that gets rid of it permanently; previous doses have been commensurately small, in scale with the actual pain, but maybe if I stomp on it with ibuprofen, it'll dissipate for good. Otherwise I'm calling the Ghostbusters.

Dammit I wish the Ghostbusters were real.