IF I WERE A SNAKE

My sunburn, which seemed to cover my shoulders and back (as well as oddly self-contained areas of my shins), has advanced to the peeling stage. Or at least part of it has, specifically the right-shoulder part and nowhere else. What is the deal with that. Also, wouldn't it be nice if the whole thing could just peel off in one single piece, as though I were a reptile molting? That would be simpler, wouldn't it? This is yet another reason why so-called "intelligent design" is a big ol' crock of shit.