THANK YOU, COGITATION STATION

An idea popped into my head a little while ago that's been steadily gaining traction. I should say first that this isn't something I personally need (I seem to have the self-discipline necessary to wake up and actually do exercise), but that doesn't prevent it from sounding good.

My mental image of personal trainers has always been of someone standing over you while you work out, generally saying encouraging things but probably having to resort every once in a while to harsher tactics (sarcasm, yelling, etc). Well, what about inverting that a little and hiring a personal trainer prostitute? Basically someone who offers incentive to exercise in the form of sexual favors. That, at least, is an incentive that seems more or less guaranteed to never wear out.