THE ULTIMATE

Coming home from the opera last night (a bunch of us went to see Madama Butterfly, never having been to an opera before), a door opened in my mind and something was revealed to me. That something: The Creepiest Pickup Line Ever.

You have to deliver this with roughly the same cadence as the line "Do you mind if we dance wif yo' dates?" from Animal House. Are you ready?

THE LINE IS

"Do you want some babies in you?"

I have no idea where that came from. To be honest, I don't want to know.

The opera was pretty good, though!