CORRECTING MISPERCEPTIONS

All right, look. I blow my nose a lot at work. The tissues that we are given here at work are kind of ... messy? Particulate? Lots of times when I blow my nose, little bits of Kleenex go flying dust-like from the tissue and end up on my shirt. If these things accumulate, they start to make me look like I have chin dandruff or something. It's easy enough to brush off, but today's shirt has kind of a ribbed texture to it and it's not quite as simple. So if you see me today, that's what's going on: Tissue fluff. Not ... whatever else you might be imagining.