Thursday, March 02, 2006

SISYPHEAN FOR REALS

Let's add to my list of things that prevent me from doing my business in the bathroom right now. The current list contains one item: "When a dog is present."

The new item is: "When the janitor is in there."

I went into the upstairs office bathroom just a few minutes ago to conduct a brown transaction, and I had to divert to the downstairs bathroom because the janitor was in there. Leaving aside the fact that I still find it oddly uncomfortable to do it while there's someone else in the room, I think it's just cruel to make a mockery of the guy's efforts to keep the place clean while he's still in there.

I suppose I could look at it as simply affirming the man's job security, but maybe my brain just doesn't work that way.