MYSTERY SIGNIFIER

This morning on the drive to work, the tip of my nose was itching a lot. This is unusual because that part of me basically never itches. Did it mean something? You know how when sometimes someone shivers for no reason, they'll say "Must've been a goose walking over my grave" or something like that? What's it mean when your nose itches for no reason?

- Someone tried to send email to that defunct Hotmail account of mine

- An Argentinian is talking about me

- The particles of last week's chicken tikka masala have finally reached the ocean

- etc

I'll get to the bottom of this sooner or later.