DEVELOPING AN IRON TONGUE

Right now as I sit here at my computer I'm eating an order of spicy fries from Java Restaurant on Clement and 5th -- one of many that a bunch of us purchased last night as part of a takeout extravaganza. I think it's possible it may have gotten hotter somehow. But I will not be defeated by mere capsaicin. I have a water bottle that I refilled with milk from the company fridge (I think it's meant for coffee).

I LOVE THESE DAMN FRIES EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE JUST ABOUT AT THE LIMIT OF MY SPICE CAPACITY RIGHT NOW

On the plus side I think my sinuses are going to be clearer than they've ever been in my entire life.