SOMETHING I'VE DISCOVERED

I learned something about myself tonight.

My housemate Michelle's dog, Bo, is one of the most placid dogs I've ever met. When she's out of the house, he tends to spend a lot of time lying on the floor in her room or in either of the two bathrooms, just chillin' on the rug. Tonight, as with most nights, I had a pretty big glass of water with dinner, and I think I must have hyperkidneys, because it went through me pretty quickly and

You see where this is going, right?

What I've learned is that I cannot pee in the same room as a dog. I just can't. I got as far as walking into the bathroom and standing in front of the toilet, but after looking at Bo (who wouldn't move from his place on the bathroom floor) there was just no way. I went upstairs.

I didn't intend for it to be this way, but there is also a Dogblog update if you want to look at dogs and not think about me urinating at the same time.