POSSIBLE DREAM DANGER

Less than two hours ago, I ate a ridiculous amount of pho. I am now going to bed because I'm so tired it's nearly impossible to see straight,* but I can make no guarantees that I won't have some damn weird dreams.

* There was a going-away party last night for my buddies Josh and Martine that involved a lot of carousing, krumping, karaoke, and a little something we dubbed Dr. Jon's Miracle Tonic.