STANDARD LITANY OF RANTS

Assume the usual re: my opinion about:

1. High gas prices

2. Cops on the beach who break up your bonfire

3. Those hairs in your nostril that stick out and need trimmin'

4. Powdered hot chocolate in packets

5. Other things that matter very much

I had a dream last night that I was fighting a dude using a clear, plastic, organically-shaped sword. What do you suppose that symbolizes. I ask you.