BALLS TO YOUR MORTGAGE RATE

Not only has my Gmail account been getting sporadic spam ever since a few months ago, but it's been boring spam. Most of it is from some company that apparently found me a lower mortgage rate! How about that! Also, occasionally the internet wants me to buy some C1A.LIS or V1AG.RA at formerly-unheard of prices. But that's about it. I don't even get those Nigerian scam mails or the porno I used to get by the bucketloads on my old, old Hotmail account.

I'm not complaining, mind you. Just an observation. My spam used to be entertaining.

edit: The recipe for the aforementioned Sauce 4.1 can be found on FOODPANDA. It's all-caps, like CAKE.