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Item for the list of "things you should have foreseen but for some reason failed to" -- vodka, tequila, and Red Bull will leave you awake and kind of hollowed-out-feeling at nearly 3am when what really should be occurring is sleep. Great. A mistake was made somewhere, but precisely where it happened lies too far back in the decision tree to pinpoint with any accuracy. This entire post is a sign that I should really be in bed, unconscious. Going to try my damndest. I know that doesn't look quite right, but "damnedest" looks too much like a dactyl to be right either.

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